Ann Coulter is a Retard

Republican Family Values?

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 22:42:32 +0000

The RNC recently got caught after having spent almost $2,000 at a Los Angeles strip club that featured bondage style themes and outfits. I for one think this might be a cool place to go to. See how that worked? I was open about it, made no pretense to judge anyone who would go there and would be sure to bring plenty of $1 bills to tip the lovely ladies who entertain us.

The fact that the GOP on an official trip had a few of the good ol' boys show up and spend donated cash to stuff into g-strings in the name of the family values that the hypocrites stand so firmly on makes my chuckle. This is another example of how bad these fools lie and the followers of the Church of Faux News are stupid. I look forward to what O'Reilly, Hannity and that stupid fat fuk Limbaugh will have to say about this. My feeling is it is going to be some crap about how they were low level interns or assistants and they dont represent the rest of the party.

Really? Are you sure? Lets take a look shall we? The AP reports the following spent by your friendly neighborhood money collecting GOP president, Michael Steele

The most recent financial disclosure report said the RNC spent more than $17,000 for private planes in February and nearly $13,000 for car services. Heye said such services are used only when needed.

Official business for a defunct party requires travel on a private jet? I thought these were the same idiots who were crying when Detroit execs showed up in their jets at Capitol Hill and you all cried foul? How about this juciy tidbit.

Some donors grumbled when Steele spent more than $18,000 to redecorate his office

Keep doing what your GOP, keep up the good work and continue to live the lie, wrap yourself in that warm blanket called hypocrisy and get that trailer park trash looking retard names Palin run in 2012. I look forward to it

You Might be a Republican if..

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 05:09:57 +0000

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

You think Huey Newton is a cookie.

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."

You answer to "The Man."

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

You've ever called education a luxury.

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

You're afraid of the liberal media."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.

You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

Republican Dictionary

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:28:33 +0000

abstinence-only sex education - (n.) Ignorance-only sex education.

alternative energy sources - (n.) New locations to drill for gas and oil.

bankruptcy - (n.) A punishable crime when committed by poor people but not
corporations.

"burning bush" - (n.) A biblical allusion to the response of the President
of the United States when asked a question by a journalist who has not
been paid to inquire.

Cheney, Dick - (n.) The greater of two evils.

China - (n.) See Wal-Mart.

class warfare - (n.) Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.

climate change - (n.) The blessed day when the blue states are swallowed by
the oceans.

compassionate conservatism - (n.) Poignant concern for the very wealthy.

creationism - (n.) Pseudoscience that claims George W. Bush's resemblance
to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental.

DeLay, Tom - (n.) 1. Past tense of De Lie. 2. Patronage saint.

democracy - (n.) A product so extensively exported that the domestic supply
is depleted.

dittohead - (n.) An Oxy(contin)moro(n).

energy independence - (n.) The caribou witness relocation program.

extraordinary rendition - (n.) Outsourcing torture.

faith - (n.) The stubborn belief that God approves of Republican moral
values despite the preponderance of textual evidence to the contrary.

Fox News - (fict.) Faux news.

free markets - (n.) Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.

girly men - (n.) Males who do not grope women inappropriately.

God - (n.) Senior presidential adviser.

growth - (n.) 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What
happens to the national debt when Republicans cut taxes on the rich.

habeas corpus - (n.) Archaic. (Lat.) Legal term no longer in use (See
Patriot Act).

healthy forest - (n.) No tree left behind.

homelandism - (n.) A neologism for love of the Homeland Security State, as
in "My Homeland, 'tis of thee, sweet security state of liberty...".

honesty - (n.) Lies told in simple declarative sentences--e.g., "Freedom is
on the march."

House of Representatives - (n.) Exclusive club; entry fee $1 million to $5
million (See Senate).

laziness - (n.) When the poor are not working.

leisure time - (n.) When the wealthy are not working.

liberal(s) - (n.) Followers of the Antichrist.

Miller, Zell - (n.) The man who shot and killed Alexander Hamilton after a
particularly tough interview on "Hardball."

neoconservatives - (n.) Nerds with Napoleonic complexes.

9/11 - (n.) Tragedy used to justify any administrative policy, especially
if unrelated (See Deficit, Iraq War).

No Child Left Behind - riff. 1. (v.) There are always jobs in the military.
2. (n.) The rapture.

ownership society - (n.) A civilization where 1 percent of the population
controls 90 percent of the wealth.

Patriot Act - (n.) 1. The pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to
prevent the terrorists from destroying them first. 2. The elimination
of one of the reasons why they hate us.

pro-life - (adj.) Valuing human life up until birth.

Senate - (n.) Exclusive club; entry fee $10 million to $30 millio(n).

simplify - (v.) To cut the taxes of Republican donors.

staying the course - (interj.) Slang. Saying and doing the same stupid
thing over and over, regardless of the result.

stuff happens - (interj.) Slang. Donald Rumsfeld as master historia(n).

voter fraud - (n.) A significant minority turnout.

Wal-Mart - (n.) The nation-state, future tense.

water - (n.) Arsenic storage device.

woman - (n.) 1. Person who can be trusted to bear a child but can't be
trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have the child. 2. Person
who must have all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by
men with whom she wouldn't want to have sex in the first place.

Credit to: Reich-Wing

Guns and Coffee

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:17:34 +0000

I saw the recent spat between StarBucks Coffee and anti gun rights activists and had a good laugh. Seeing left wing nut jobs who dont understand that most of the country is the wild west in terms of gun ownership rights. I live in Virginia, a state that basically allows you to carry your gun anywhere except where there is a sign against it. So why all the noise over this? Crazy right winged, Real Tree wearing, Dickies boot wearing, minimum wage earnings necks think its perfectly OK to go into StarBucks carrying their Glocks and ordering their deserved $1.79 cup of crap.

I dont have a problem with that except wearing "Real Tree camo in an urban environment might not work so well unless your hunting those city deer amongst the parked cars downtown. The real LOL moment occurred when I saw a redneck in his camo holding his kid with his shiny gun at his hip. Why you ask? Aren't these the same rednecks who cry foul all the time and a good majority of burn flags, anything Obama related and hate any other country for that matter? Does it bother them that StarBucks gives a large portion of its annual income to the state of Israel? Where is the protesting there? I thought if it isn't about "Umerka" then damn you to heck!

I am all for helping others over seas but the hypocrisy and blatant racism associated with these types of people shock me. The next thing thing I will hear is that its ok to support Israel because they kill brown people. That's so very "Umerikan" to say isn't it?

So to my fellow Rednecks, bigots and other trash this country is stuck with I say...If your going to support a corporation that helps others, find a few that consider Umerikans first before all others

The Christian Right or Crazy Muslims?

admin — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:45:55 +0000

I don't know which one is more dangerous. A white guy in a suit holding a book that he doesn't fully understand parading around a stage telling sheep in the audience random made up BS that only serves his own interest or a bearded fool doing the same thing but in a village on the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan?

Both speak non sense, both spew hate and condone it. Both the bearded fool and the well groomed "Caucasian American" are one in the same. Look at it very carefully and I think you will see the similarities. Muslims of the "Stupid Dumb Fuck Sect" preach about keeping their women in check and there shall not be equal rights for them as evidence in Afghanistan where women school are burned to the ground on a regular basis and teachers raped and murdered for teaching women.

I foolishly thought western clerics were retarded but had enough sense to let their wives speak and the equally retarded wives of these fools would speak up if they sensed any injustice but the answer is NO!

I present to you quotes from the Bible, make of them what you will and send me all your hate mail, I look forward to it

Women's Rights

"...it is not permitted unto your women to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn anything, let them ask their husbands at home."
(1 Corinthians 14:34,35)

"...let the woman learn in silence, with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, to be in silence."
(1 Timothy 2:11,12)

"..ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands..while they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear." (1 Peter 3:1-7)

"...but if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found in the damsel, then they shall bring the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die...so shalt thou put evil away from among you." (Deuteronomy 22:20,21)

Fauxpulicans Doing it in the?

admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:59:19 +0000

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My boy Pulvis is at it again and this time he has a song regarding certain actions taken up by the fauxpublicans. Check the video becuase the proof is in the pudding

Crying Republicans ?

admin — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:03:41 +0000

I was searching for pics of republicans crying when Google tried to inform me that they were not crying but actually trying.

republicans crying

Bushisms

admin — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:37:32 +0000

I found these funny Bushism that I thought id share with you all

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." — September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

• "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" — January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

• "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." — Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

• "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." — Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

• "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." — April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

• "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." — April 18, 2002, at the White House.

• "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." — Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

• "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." — Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

• "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

• "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." — April 20, 2005, in Washington.

• "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." — Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.

• "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." — Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

• "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." — June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

• "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." — Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

• "These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." — June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

• "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." — September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

• "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

• "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." — May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

• "And they have no disregard for human life." — July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

• "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." — June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

• "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." — July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

• "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer — prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." — Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

• "This thaw — took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

Pulvis loves America and black people

admin — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:40:10 +0000

My new online BFF has posted a new video that I love. He speaks the truth and it must be spread to the world. For your enjoyment I present the newest pulvis video

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Racist for Obama

admin — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:39:31 +0000

Never have I seen a more informed racist than my main man Pulvis! Pulvis is a a true American. he has figured out that Obama isnt a bad man and he will not ultimately enslave the whites in this country. He has seen the light and is now better for it becuase he has voted for hope. Enjoy Pulvis the racist for Obama!

Be sure to check out the entire collection of his vids here: Pulvis the Racist

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