Ann Coulter is a Retard

The RNC recently got caught after having spent almost $2,000 at a Los Angeles strip club that featured bondage style themes and outfits. I for one think this might be a cool place to go to. See how that worked? I was open about it, made no pretense to judge anyone who would go there and would be sure to bring plenty of $1 bills to tip the lovely ladies who entertain us.

The fact that the GOP on an official trip had a few of the good ol' boys show up and spend donated cash to stuff into g-strings in the name of the family values that the hypocrites stand so firmly on makes my chuckle.  This is another example of how bad these fools lie and the followers of the Church of Faux News are stupid. I look forward to what O'Reilly, Hannity and that stupid fat fuk Limbaugh will have to say about this. My feeling is it is going to be some crap about how they were low level interns or assistants and they dont represent the rest of the party.

Really? Are you sure? Lets take a look shall we? The AP reports the following spent by your friendly neighborhood money collecting GOP president, Michael Steele

The most recent financial disclosure report said the RNC spent more than $17,000 for private planes in February and nearly $13,000 for car services. Heye said such services are used only when needed.

Official business for a defunct party requires travel on a private jet? I thought these were the same idiots who were crying when Detroit execs showed up in their jets at Capitol Hill and you all cried foul?  How about this juciy tidbit.

Some donors grumbled when Steele spent more than $18,000 to redecorate his office

Keep doing what your GOP, keep up the good work and continue to live the lie, wrap yourself in that warm blanket called hypocrisy and get that trailer park trash looking retard names Palin run in 2012. I look forward to it

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

You think Huey Newton is a cookie.

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.

You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.

You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."

You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."

You answer to "The Man."

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."

You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

You've ever called education a luxury.

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

You're afraid of the liberal media."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.

You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

abstinence-only sex education - (n.) Ignorance-only sex education.

alternative energy sources - (n.) New locations to drill for gas and oil.

bankruptcy - (n.) A punishable crime when committed by poor people but not
corporations.

"burning bush" - (n.) A biblical allusion to the response of the President
of the United States when asked a question by a journalist who has not
been paid to inquire.

Cheney, Dick - (n.) The greater of two evils.

China - (n.) See Wal-Mart.

class warfare - (n.) Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.

climate change - (n.) The blessed day when the blue states are swallowed by
the oceans.

compassionate conservatism - (n.) Poignant concern for the very wealthy.

creationism - (n.) Pseudoscience that claims George W. Bush's resemblance
to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental.

DeLay, Tom - (n.) 1. Past tense of De Lie. 2. Patronage saint.

democracy - (n.) A product so extensively exported that the domestic supply
is depleted.

dittohead - (n.) An Oxy(contin)moro(n).

energy independence - (n.) The caribou witness relocation program.

extraordinary rendition - (n.) Outsourcing torture.

faith - (n.) The stubborn belief that God approves of Republican moral
values despite the preponderance of textual evidence to the contrary.

Fox News - (fict.) Faux news.

free markets - (n.) Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.

girly men - (n.) Males who do not grope women inappropriately.

God - (n.) Senior presidential adviser.

growth - (n.) 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What
happens to the national debt when Republicans cut taxes on the rich.

habeas corpus - (n.) Archaic. (Lat.) Legal term no longer in use (See
Patriot Act).

healthy forest - (n.) No tree left behind.

homelandism - (n.) A neologism for love of the Homeland Security State, as
in "My Homeland, 'tis of thee, sweet security state of liberty...".

honesty - (n.) Lies told in simple declarative sentences--e.g., "Freedom is
on the march."

House of Representatives - (n.) Exclusive club; entry fee $1 million to $5
million (See Senate).

laziness - (n.) When the poor are not working.

leisure time - (n.) When the wealthy are not working.

liberal(s) - (n.) Followers of the Antichrist.

Miller, Zell - (n.) The man who shot and killed Alexander Hamilton after a
particularly tough interview on "Hardball."

neoconservatives - (n.) Nerds with Napoleonic complexes.

9/11 - (n.) Tragedy used to justify any administrative policy, especially
if unrelated (See Deficit, Iraq War).

No Child Left Behind - riff. 1. (v.) There are always jobs in the military.
2. (n.) The rapture.

ownership society - (n.) A civilization where 1 percent of the population
controls 90 percent of the wealth.

Patriot Act - (n.) 1. The pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to
prevent the terrorists from destroying them first. 2. The elimination
of one of the reasons why they hate us.

pro-life - (adj.) Valuing human life up until birth.

Senate - (n.) Exclusive club; entry fee $10 million to $30 millio(n).

simplify - (v.) To cut the taxes of Republican donors.

staying the course - (interj.) Slang. Saying and doing the same stupid
thing over and over, regardless of the result.

stuff happens - (interj.) Slang. Donald Rumsfeld as master historia(n).

voter fraud - (n.) A significant minority turnout.

Wal-Mart - (n.) The nation-state, future tense.

water - (n.) Arsenic storage device.

woman - (n.) 1. Person who can be trusted to bear a child but can't be
trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have the child. 2. Person
who must have all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by
men with whom she wouldn't want to have sex in the first place.

Credit to: Reich-Wing